Hey if we are quick we might be able to get you in on a group chat with Cardi and Kylie so you can dazzle them with this hot take.

I watch his clips from time-to-time, and usually just roll my eyes through his attempts to show his “independence” by “sticking it to the liberals.” But this one is just so...weak.

Holy shit, someone notify the burn ward that we’ve got a third degree victim coming in.

Yeah people need to stop pretending he’s anything but a hypocritical contrarian.

Well, he dated Ann Coulter, so yeah.

Easiest star you ever earned

Bill Maher is trash.

As a Tribe fan, these people are the worst. I removed my Wahoo decals and started only buying gear without the Chief pretty much right after I went to opening day and saw those protesters. Literally the only argument I ever needed, and should ever be needed.

America was never as good as you previously thought it was, and it’s not as bad as you currently think it is.

My state, GA, is fucking garbage. LOL

Like you clowns built so many other things “yourselves?” When you dipshits secede (please, please do) all the people who actually do all the work aren’t gonna come with you, kiddo. Watching Fox News in a Vicodin haze and yelling about immigrants isn’t going to get any bricks laid.

Ethan couch was directly responsible for 4 deaths and received a 2 year sentence.

I laugh at absurd things as well. Its why I never do well when confronted by police.

When I am being treated like shit and unfairly its just my nature to laugh uncontrolably.

Right, I might have laughed in disbelief at that bullshit.

These type of accomplice laws are bullshit, since there’s been numerous cases of (usually Black boys and men) charged with crimes they didn’t personally commit and may not have even known about.

Gotta love these states and regions that want to secede so that they can immediately become 3rd-world nations like the ones where all the people they hate come from. We’ll have to build a wall on the South Carolina border.

Cops in the neighborhood, no matter how straight or corrupt, know the neighborhood. Growing up, there was a wino named Petey on the block. He was a drunk. He committed petty crimes from time to time, but was never a major threat. One day, Petey had a bad Vietnam flashback and was acting out. The local neighborhood…

I mean, either the fetus is a person (life) or he/she/it is not. If he/she/it is, defend that position to its logical conclusion (it’s a capital crime) or GTFO with your “pro-life” shit.

“I’m your friend ... your friend is gonna (ejaculate) again,” Thomas remembers him saying.

Are those the ashes of his former life?