The Beast is a Caddy.

A CNN correspondent covering the story on the ground noted in her dispatch that the president, “travels in a limo called ‘The Beast’ that is armor-plated,” like an actual super-villain.

I can’t approve of throwing things at vehicles. Even Trump’s. Next time, kids, just flip him off.

He tried to paraphrase what Politico wrote and failed. Here’s the original:

That is dangerous and his YMCA membership should be REVOKED.

Sounds like you need to refocus your synergies into a new paradigm shift.

When I lived in the District the most egregious, zero fucks given drivers out there where almost always MD plates.

Maryland drivers are the worst.

THE. WORST.

A still-unsolved mystery: Where did Lady Gaga go after finishing her performance by leaping from the stage and catching a football? Maybe she’s falling still...

Pool’s closed.

I’m torn. I’m a veteran of the 1st Iraq Shit Show and the Cold War. I didn’t join out of patriotism, I was in a crappy small town and I wanted out. It worked. Being the military actually MADE me a Liberal. (Kind of hard to hate people for the color of their skin when you share a life with them, hard to hate…

“But Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are two sides of the same coin. SEND A MESSAGE! VOTE JILL STEIN! VOTE BERNIE SANDERS! VOTE YOUR MOM! WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?”

No. No, it really can’t read that way at all.

If the Blazers did indeed win the equivalent of hitting the lottery by not signing parsons, they then also did the equivalent of blowing their winnings in Vegas by signing Evan Turner.

We could border the safe zones with red lines. If Assad crossed those red lines, he’d be sorry.

it’d be nice if anyone actually gave a shit though.

Or they are doing their jobs speaking for their constituents? 

That’s a stock photo taken between the time the Twin Towers were destroyed and the new one was built.

Wait, so when you work hard and get promoted from 99K to 101K your take home becomes a ‘decreasing returns’ kind of thing? If you make 100K and your wife makes 100K, I’m gonna assume you pay 40K in taxes. So 160K take home. If you make 50K and your wife makes 50K you get 100K take home, plus you're probably eligible…

No, for the love of society, please don’t go on.