What the seabirds were doing in the Fire Swamp, nobody knows.

Wait, why does recognitions get to do it? So many of us want to throw him in the ocean.

Pretty sure 2020 is a lucid nightmare..

Where is Getting Hit By A Bus on this list?

The Xenu biopic is finally happening!

“That portrait is actually also a diploma.”

Sounds like a winning recipe for losers!

“single-person game of telephone”

Look at that fucking herb.

While I admit that format wouldn’t work with the Wire, I have come to love Binge Mode and all of its lists and hilarity, specifically for Game of Thrones and Star Wars.

Possibly, except everyone’s lives are being lived differently too: less driving, more stress, other medical issues take a backseat, less exercise, eating differently, etc. 

There are other deaths like this one of a friend of a friend of mine that could be COVID but we’ll never know:

Check roughly 2009-2016, I think you could find it there.

That is a very measured, logical response, hard to argue with but for one oversight: you failed to mention the guillotine.

BS I am in a pilot union and we are pay protected for cancellations, provided we remain available for reassignment if needed. This kind of pay protection is widespread.

Wouldn’t it be easier to just get a boat and try to sail off the edge?

This is frighteningly close to my recurring nightmare.

They should make more horror movies where the creepy monster is named after other classical composers, like maybe Heinrich Ignaz Franz Bieber.

Paraphrase of the greatest tweet of the night (I wish I could give credit to its source but I am not on twitter and heard about it third hand):

It’s worse than that. It’s like he gave some of his money but still has $120,000,000,000 leftover after giving.