Wait, why does recognitions get to do it? So many of us want to throw him in the ocean.

The Xenu biopic is finally happening!

While I admit that format wouldn’t work with the Wire, I have come to love Binge Mode and all of its lists and hilarity, specifically for Game of Thrones and Star Wars.

Check roughly 2009-2016, I think you could find it there.

They should make more horror movies where the creepy monster is named after other classical composers, like maybe Heinrich Ignaz Franz Bieber.

Paraphrase of the greatest tweet of the night (I wish I could give credit to its source but I am not on twitter and heard about it third hand):

Also it really is his thing, and his thing only. I hope he never changes.

He admitted in the first 30 seconds that because he didn’t approve of past halftime shows, he knew to turn off the TV for this one. Then he goes on to complain that the basis of his lawsuit is that nobody who tuned in for football knew that “debauchery” was coming at halftime. I hope a smart lawyer can bilk this idiot …

C’mon, you’re not even trying hard.

I think a cat would make an interesting pet but I’m allergic to creatures that hate me and demand servitude.

I check every box but I actually dislike river swimming, so I guess I’m out.

I was reading too fast and thought it said “beef cancer.”

I didn’t know Paths of Glory was based on a real incident, though I guess it’s (depressingly) unsurprising. WWI: worse than anything Kubrick could imagine.

Can’t tell if you’re joking. The fighting around the trenches of the Western front were quite different than what happened at Gallipoli.

I wouldn’t know, I’ve never been in one. Read a lot of books and seen a lot of movies, sure.

This is true, but it wasn’t just the British! When Italian regimentals would complain about their commanders sending thousands of men on foot against unbroken barbed wire and machine gun nests, they were told they were being defeatist, that the slaughter was therapeutic and would strengthen the army overall. Their…

This whole thing makes me meloncholy.

Actually, they could get shot on accident and it would still be legal. ‘Merica!

I whisk eggs in a bowl with half and half and soy sauce (sometimes fish sauce), fry some scallions in butter, add the egg mix and cook, then put on toast with some or all or none of the following: avocado, a little white cheddar, a little hot sauce. A solid breakfast for an amateur.