This is excellent.

That’s because it isn’t about logic. It’s tribal, and you and I are not in their tribe. Tribe comes first, then logic is used to justify its positions, not the other way around. 

And so it begins. This is the beginning of the drumbeat. They are going to do everything they can to paint the Democratic nominee as an extremist. They are going to froth at the mouth and scream and yell and fearmonger over and over again in every way and in every media outlet they can for the next 12 months.…

Yeah, but they only won because of the Homer Hanky:

*weeping quietly* Still better than the Cubs.

Make your business a gas station?

I think they are worried because Warren would be harder to attack than Sanders. Sanders is a self-proclaimed socialist, and they know all they need to do is use that word, over and over again, and they’ll win. Stupid shallow labels actual work for a good portion of the electorate. Warren, very smartly, has early on…

This is so awesome. Reminds me of FDR’s “I welcome their hatred” speech.

They should call in some Gritty experts to get it peer reviewed. Probably could find some swimming in some dumpster somewhere.

inspired by the culture and traditions of Chicago

Jerk on losers.

Oh look everyone, a pathetic shitstain has joined us.

Still trying to process this news. Hail Satan?

You are spot on. If Trubisky had 6 picks, I could convince myself he just had a bad game. Last night, however, felt normal for him. He was pretty accurate at close range and made a couple of decent throws. This is probably his ceiling. So depressing.

I was in such denial before this game. “Trubisky just needs to slightly improve, just play all the time like he did in the 2nd half of the Eagles game, and we’ll be contenders.” Then last night happened. The veil has been lifted. 7-9 is real.

It’s because the idea of journalists (or anyone) doing anything but just making shit up is completely unfathomable to him.

Hey Brooks: I am a 40-something white guy with a good job, living with my wife and kids in the house we own, and I just wanted to say fuck your “alt left” narrative. No, morals are not always simple, but yes, the biggest problems in this country largely originate with the fucking bankers (and their ilk, and apologists)…

Similar to the sound I made after every delay of game penalty. 

In fairness to Heinz, it does say “Beanz” on the can. That’s not technically plural.

Please caption this picture.