This is so awesome. Reminds me of FDR’s “I welcome their hatred” speech.

They should call in some Gritty experts to get it peer reviewed. Probably could find some swimming in some dumpster somewhere.

inspired by the culture and traditions of Chicago

Jerk on losers.

Oh look everyone, a pathetic shitstain has joined us.

Still trying to process this news. Hail Satan?

You are spot on. If Trubisky had 6 picks, I could convince myself he just had a bad game. Last night, however, felt normal for him. He was pretty accurate at close range and made a couple of decent throws. This is probably his ceiling. So depressing.

I was in such denial before this game. “Trubisky just needs to slightly improve, just play all the time like he did in the 2nd half of the Eagles game, and we’ll be contenders.” Then last night happened. The veil has been lifted. 7-9 is real.

It’s because the idea of journalists (or anyone) doing anything but just making shit up is completely unfathomable to him.

Hey Brooks: I am a 40-something white guy with a good job, living with my wife and kids in the house we own, and I just wanted to say fuck your “alt left” narrative. No, morals are not always simple, but yes, the biggest problems in this country largely originate with the fucking bankers (and their ilk, and apologists)…

Similar to the sound I made after every delay of game penalty. 

In fairness to Heinz, it does say “Beanz” on the can. That’s not technically plural.

Please caption this picture.

Lots of space for competing ideas to just kind of float around alone?

I wonder if this is Normal where he comes from.

Did they apply the Billy Graham Rule? Did Mother stay in the room at all times so Pence isn’t ever alone with Varadkar?

If they really want to get lawyers involved, maybe someone should talk to the grieving Skaggs family about the Sackler family’s role in this.

Not enough guillotines.

100% NBA for first place.