5 years or 15 years ago, who cares? RELAX, I love the gays

There is the very friendly homeless man who greets people getting on the Blue Line at O’Hare from time to time, for one.

Hey Beto, por qué la cara larga?

This is important work, thank you. If you continue to other animals, I can help you with the Cubs:

Also, that fucking sociopath Stephen Miller is in the White House helping direct this shit.

Source, please.

Even though it’s likely he’ll still end up getting rich playing a game for a living, I do feel more than a Manute amount of sympathy for him.

I heard their season ticket holders are pretty miffed. They voted unanimously to file an official protest when they ran into each other at Starbucks this morning.

I managed to withstand 16 seconds of that, thanks.

There is a little bit more to both of them than what you say (but only a little): they are both extremely eloquent speakers about broad beliefs, both of them deliver robust defenses of progressivism in vague but very appealing terms. That is definitely a skill in campaigning that will win you voters, and I think that…

You are almost always right. But stopping lethal aggressors is morally a-okay. What if someone’s belief was that you should be dead? And they made it crystal clear that they were willing and able to carry out that belief?

Hey ER doc, I agree with Papi.

The correct take. ‘Hot dog’ has transcended the sandwich title. This transcendence far outweighs the semantics of the sandwichers.

Too bad they couldn’t rally, I love a good come-from-behind win.

I wish everyone would just get on board with Warren and be done with this shit.

You freedom-hating bastard.

Pretty normal when you wear ill-fitting dentures that are perpetually loose when you speak, and also when you’re an overweight mouth-breathing spray-tanned wannbe facist and classless slob thinking ahead to a night of hanging out with royals who know full well that you are all of the above.

“It is not about race, it’s never been about race. It is about white culture.”

This is true, but the cost of netting is relatively small too. It’s a no-brainer.

The Twins just tried this, and it worked.