This may be true...but keep in mind that at no point in history did politicians say anything in political debates but what was calculated for political gain in same way.

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, cheeto dust to cheeto dust—and a raging river of pee.

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Just like airplanes. After you get your pilot’s license, if you want to fly something with more than 200 HP, you need to add a High Performance rating to your license.

Yeah, and of course my outrage is fake. You pretty much got me with the menu. I was frantically trying to come up with a clever play on the word mustard when I noticed the chicken tenders.

So now “Chicken Tenders” are a sandwich too? Who are these savages?

I feel that you and I could truly understand each other if circumstances were different, that you are somebody I could respect and grow close to, but for a veil draped between us, an immovable and impenetrable veil, through which no light can pass.

When you would like to have a ham sandwich, do you say “may I have a ham please?” You do not. You ask for a ham sandwich. If you ask for a ham, you will be handed a ham.

Don’t be afraid to complain about the temperature. I am a pilot and on my plane we control the cabin temp up front. It is not an accurate controller, it is prone to change after we set it, and flight attendants often call and ask us for adjustments. While not every airplane type is the same, all airplane air conditioni…

Tori Lamos?

In Irish mythology, Queen Medb received a prophesy that one of her sons would be the one to kill her enemy. She asked the druid making the prophesy which son would do it, and he replied “Maine.” So she renamed all of her seven sons Maine (none of them were named that previously) and one of them eventually did the…

Yes, watch out for all of those brainy, giggling arsonists. They love defending insane dickwads from comment section insults by committing murder. This is sound logic.

I feel like you boost Trump’s scoiopathic “fake news” claims when you post news that is actually fake.

When I am forced to interact with people like that, I like turning their talking points onto them: if he doesn’t like one of your responses call him a snowflake, if he disagrees with more than one of your group ask him if would prefer a safe space where he isn’t triggered, and definitely, multiple times accuse him of…

Everyone spent the last couple of decades ignoring him and instead of going away, he became president.

My wife and I have three kids too, and a stable long term marriage. My parents have five kids and an even longer one, same as my in-laws, and a lot of my friends and extended family are living similarly here in the Midwest. Everyone I associate with think Mike Pence’s beliefs on women and homosexuality are disgusting…

+101 Dalmatians

See I heard it’s a slam dunk that the Yankees will bury this PK, they are batting nearly 1.000 the last few years hitting trade deadline holes-in-one. Also hat trick.

He ruined his own life. The video is not edited to make him look any different than he did in person. He can’t expect privacy when in public, especially in a public confrontation that he initiated. He could clearly see the phone recording him, could he not? And did he stop his behavior when the phone came out? Did he…

I can think of hundreds of things I could do in 15 minutes or less that would result in me losing my job. I don’t do any of them, every day. It isn’t because I’m so great. It just isn’t that hard.