I brought my 3 six-and-under daughters to the Cubs parade, but it was okay because I had my my mom with me to help, and even though she had a broken foot at the time, she was already off crutches and in a boot. But she wouldn’t have missed it if she was in a stretcher and neither could I. Yes it was terrible…

Those texts have to be just a feeble attempt to lower the coming free agent market for Harper, right?

Obviously the runner going to second fell on purpose, right? Making this play even more brilliant?

Now is when Trump tweets that upon further introspection and review Ali deserves the sentences received for his crimes, and must fully serve them all.

Joel Embiidiot

She reminds me of the female version of this guy:

I was wondering if he was going to punch himself.

Mine has one, but it won’t change from the spinning kielbasa channel.

Hmm. I wonder if anyone has thought of shooting higher percentage shots more often as a solution.

But if he was really diagnosed with mental illness, would he not have brought that up to the judge? Why would he rely on fake excuses if he had a real one? This guy is just straight up lazy and entitled. His parents are partly to blame, but now that he is an adult so is he.

You can’t dump per capita usage and expect to make any sense. But then I don’t think your plan was ever to make sense.

Here Max, read this post. This explains why you are wrong better than I could.

Born that way? Lack of education? Intellectually lazy? Probably a combination.

True that is more embarrassing, but it is too special. People get posterized in the NBA and knocked on their asses in hockey often. Butt fumble was a unique, transcendent moment.

Too obvious to be a conspiracy, duh

Oh man, dad is gonna be PISSED

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Holy shit that is terrifying.

Who said that her comment was more important than what these psychos did? Do you really think anyone here believes that?