Thanks for your comment. Your dream is the Eppy-Tome of a lovely experience!

Died while twitting?

Fly-over states. Nothing going on there, but this and cow tipping.

Forgive me, but David Miscavige is their queen bee. You’re welcome. 

“Slovenian woman”? He refers to her as “the Slovistrumpette”, trademark pending.

. . . “unleashed President Trump” . . . immediately triggered the prospective title of a porno flick. Or, how about “unsheathed”?

Perhaps he would be useful as a poster boy in the First Lady’s anti-bullying project?

I’m guilty of the same. I still repeat jokes I first heard in Jr High — yes, I’m so old it was before they called it Middle School in my day. Anyway, thanks for the star and kind words.

LOL, I wondered if anyone here would recognize this old joke. It appears that I’m not the only geezer who drops in from time to time.

And don’t get them started about how lousy the food was and such small portions!

I’m disappointed he isn’t going into private practice. I would so love to have a doctor who would tell me I’m not fat and will live to 200.

It’s his hair. (“Darker, Gayer, Different.”) 

Poor thing, both the judge and The Donald refudiated her.

“Who the fuck thinks that’s a thing one does as part of a foreign policy strategy?”

The wisteria looks better this year. More fertilizer?

He did mention he’s been away from family for 1500 nights? He did NOT say he was alone on those nights?

I heard he “loaned” his Cartier Tank Solo to his Harvard . . .“roommate”.

Not if your FIL is #45.

“two rows of teeth” . . .

It’s nothing less than a shame how much this poor man is picked on and bullied.