In a world where ‘Attack of the Clones,’ ‘Hobbit 2: Electric Bilbaloo,” “Hobbit 3: Escape to Witch Mountain,’ and “Star Trek: Into Darkness’ exist, you can take your Age of Ultron: Kind of a Mess complaints and stuff ‘em up your bum.

Disappointing? Sure.

“The only thing I’m a little sad about is having to relive the abysmal nightmare that was Age of Ultron.”