This is definitely the funniest thing you've said yet.

Oh, come now, japanophile... that seal called you gay! Clearly Allen7 is a master of the humor joke, because only a master of the humor joke would so confidently use a hashtag outside of Twitter. You have no choice but to accept his assessment that your sauce is weak. I'm assuming it's joke sauce?

Seriously, I think this might be the happiest, and most productive, comment thread I've ever seen. Today is a good day for the Internets.

Smell the Glove!

Man, it really sounds like Phil Fish needs to grow up. Yeah, tank your game you've been working on all this time because some guy on the Internet doesn't like you. That'll show him! Sounds like something a little bratty kid would do for attention.

Your experience with the Steam Summer Sale was not my experience. I got The Cave, Rayman: Origins, Alan Wake, and Dust for well under ten bucks a piece. And I got Dishonored and some DLC for just a bit over ten bucks.

I did beat Battletoads when I was a kid, but Ninja Gaiden? Damn that game! I could breeze through the entire game, save up all my extra lives, and I'd lose every single one of them on the final boss. Argh.

Do trailers sometimes get released with unfinished CGI? Because I swear this isn't the first time I've seen a trailer with obvious CGI, and then when I actually watched the movie it looked great.

Yes, and both characters are mercenaries, killing hundreds of people for money.

"Hello? KKK hotline? Do you have any advice on good summer fabrics? I need something light, that breathes well, and that preferably doesn't catch fire easily. Oh, and it needs to be white, obviously."

Yeah, I absolutely HATE it when developers create more content for a game I like and then give me the option to buy it or not buy it. Fuck those assholes.

Don't hate the game; hate the player!

I hear you, man; the Internet will do that sometimes. But don't let it turn you off of a potentially awesome game. If you liked XCOM, there's a good chance you'll like this one.

You gotta understand that there are plenty of people looking forward to this game, and the first comment they saw on here was yours. People are going to get defensive when they see that. You're looking at it with no context, which is fine, and if I were doing the same I might agree with you. But many of the commenters…

I'm saying it now:

I'm with you, Sloopydrew. I don't hate playing with keyboard and mouse, but after years of using keyboard and mouse for FPS-es, I switched to the 360 controller. For me, it was the analog strafing and movement with the sticks that sold it. Aiming is more precise with the mouse, but moving around, dodging attacks, and…

I have the opposite situation; I've only played Zero, because that style of play is what I usually go for. I do think only having one special ability per class runs the risk of all the classes being too same-y, but I like how Zero can be played as either a hide and snipe class or an up close and personal class. Can't…

Awesome. Can't wait to get this DLC. Hopefully either today or tomorrow.

And the winner of this conversation is... Fragamus!

God DAMN, this looks like it hurts. I hope she got paid good money for this photo shoot... or at least got to keep the gun.