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Kind of surprised electronic music nerds didn't make the cut. "Avici and Guetta are the worst. Anything that doesn't come in at 160–180 bpms isn't authentic d&b..." etc

Nah, he's still a piece of shit.

Or, as it's being reported in Boston, "49 out of 50 morons did not pick Tom Brady as the NFL MVP."

I don't understand why I have to wash the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher. What do we have a dishwasher for then!?

I just cursed Brady to death didn't I?

None of this really applies for us Patriots fans though.

Nothing compared to this one I got recently. People have no shame.

So the voter is going to come clean after? Won't that result in having the vote taken away? Perhaps he doesn't care about that, but presumably it's a professional baseball journalist, right? I suspect the employer won't look lightly on selling the vote in this fashion. Newspapers and self-serious sports publications…

In the sense that everyone wants to punch his stupid pretty face in?

We know lots of guys in the NFL smoke weed, but how many smoke cigarettes on a regular basis do you think?

Musburger says he's still into it.

I'm sure the young men suffering from severe body dysmorphia will take comfort in knowing that their problems are statistically insignificant when taken as a sample of their gender as a whole.

Literally LOLing @ Republicans on Jezebel. I have literally seen it all now.

This new system has improved nothing and it took me a while to even figure out how to use it. Cool story, good comment I guess.

If she was going with him, why did she literally stay behind and watch him walk away and close the door?

Oh word, thanks for the props! I just have a hard time finding anything funny about this. I guess it would be like reading about an axe murderer who mutilated a bunch of teenagers and then everyone was like HAHA FRIDAY THE 13TH IS REAL.

I am usually highly critical when it comes to the overzealous use of force by police, but I'd just like to say I withdraw that stance when it comes to someone who's eating another person's face.

I'm reminded of the first Star Trek where we watch a billion people die on Vulcan. Then ten minutes later the characters are wise-cracking again. Just makes it hard for me to believe the stakes. Don't make them so high if you're not going to have appropriate reactions to them.

I agree they made a few nods in the direction of the concern for civilians, but I didn't buy it anyway— where did all the people go? It's not like the aliens were just attacking one block. Anyway, just my personal quibble.