@Armen Tamzarian: +1

@MidwestCoastBias: Oh, well this is probably a joke I guess. April Fools. Stupid me for believing things.

Brave of you to put this up, or at least get it out there before someone else did. Obviously drunk driving sucks, but it could have been a lot worse.

If this is journalism then it shouldn't be saved.

@hugesunglasses: perfect.

@WalterHagenTuxedo: as long as you don't get a) fat, b) married it's not much different.

@Torgo's Executive Powder: like button.

Not to be one of those guys, but jesus christ that beautiful woman is a horrible actress. Or should I say that horrible actress is beautiful?

@Aurailious: This has happened to me on the other gawker sites today as well. Glad to know I'm not just a moron.

@telecomic was a race car driver: shit, i meant anita dark actually, but same principle at work.

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: Remote Part is essential. Just as good as the near perfect 100... Parts of Hope is Important and Warnings/Promises are great, but not on the same level. Last one was a snooze.

@qman46: Right? In what universe do people not sneer at English majors? Pretty much guarantees a life of poverty.

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: Me too. It is also probably the first band he's ever posted that I actually love. Such a great, underrated band.

@telecomic was a race car driver: I would destroy the earth and take all of you out in a wave of fire if Anita Blonde was an option.

Needs more Cheetos stained fingers.

@Slapshot21: F-

@Beer_Fart: Shit, I didn't expect that sort of reasonable reply. Well, carry on.

@Beer_Fart: boooooooooooooooo