@DirkToberFest: How much noise is there generally in the batting cage?

@TigerWoodsRagingLibido: sorry, what was that about racists again?

@That-Dude: Right, and "freedom of religion" is also misunderstood.

@Stinky McBritches: If you are opposed to abortion you are not stupid, but if you are opposed to it because Superman is watching you from the sky and you think he will send you to magic prison if you defy him then you are.

@DAULERIO: One missed call and the refs have it in for the homer's team. That's how it works.

@That-Dude: that doesn't sound like the way a law professor would talk about the constitution, you are right.

@Leak Plugger: I have no problem with someone being anti-abortion in their own lives, or even trying to convince others it's a bad idea. I just don't want my government to be run by people legislating on the basis of magic.

@Richard Starkey: Wait, who thinks that?

@CaptainHomeless: No it's a little funny.

@son of spam: I went to fahkin Holy Cross kid. Alma Matter of a certain Sports Guy in the shitty underarm of the state known as Worcester.

@ClueHeywood: My girl and I saw a guy do this once. He said "bye bye volcano!" When he pushed it aside. Ever since then we've been planning on starting a twee indie hipster band of the same name.

@son of spam: I'm from Boston, sir, and I think it's a ridiculous name. Although they do have an amazing selection of Scotches. In summary, sir, Fuck Boston? No, FUCK YOU.

@The_SouthernBelle: Be careful, you're entering shooting brats out of a cannon territory with this crowd.

@pj134: DON'T LOOK. Really, do not look. I am surprised there are people who haven't seen this by this point. I envy them.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Are you kidding? What's better than that. Cholula on a slice of pie. That's eating right there.

@GWC3: Yes indeed my good man. I hail from ye Old Plymouth Colony, so I am well aware.

@GWC3: Uh, I know this is tongue in cheek, but there's a reason for the Native American thing. Also, all of those suffixes mean town or port or whatever in one language or another don't they?

@Prince of Parties: With apologies to the entire premise of this article, 18-1* beats 0-16.

@footbawFOOTBAW: Reccommend wiping until raw chafed anus ensues to add a little red to your color palate, so to speak.