Nothing much to add other than to say the thought of screaming

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Well, how can he choke people with his thoughts? The premise of your offhand, fantastical comedy scenario doesn't hold up to rigorous standards of logic and science!

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac:

@The Ambassador of Kwan: Muse approves of this.

That sound you just heard was millions of people orgasming at once.

@telecomic was a race car driver: You can replicate those crushes today with Sally Shapiro.

Yeah, football talk is nice and all, but that St. Etienne video is what's really getting me excited. Nicely chosen, sir.

@apd09: Like me he was betting on the Pats all year, so he came up a little shy this season. Needs to put his bankroll back together for a final run at the superbowl.

@KnownThenAsDanFouts: I find going o-4 to be pretty fucking easy every week.

Wow. That's Csnadian sports center? I feel like I just ate at Mcdonald's in Germany for the first time. That shit was mind-blowing.

@Baked Zito: AND OBAMA CAN'T THROW A STRIKE OR BOWL.

@titansfan78: @Bobby Big Wheel: For some reason I have no star here but I do on all other Gawker sites.

If this is real, this kid is a good writer (by sports joke column standards) and actually pretty funny. Wow.

@Hit Bull Win Steak: I don't think I've heard that even once, and I listen to a lot of sports radio in Boston. (Yes, I know).

@JanetRenoManchild: I don't want to eat anymore.

@lilwillie: Oh yeah, well YOU'RE political party is bad.

@StevieFranchise: Woh, someone really loves Dave Grohl.

@JanetRenoManchild: You almost had the pick off here but you dropped it.

@StevieFranchise: Same reason the Sports Machine was canceled isn't it?

@anomaly_kid: Yeah, no.