What's that Barthelme cover doing in here? I don't think for one second he didn't know exactly what he was doing with that adverb. Playing with language was sort of his thing. You probably know that of course.

@vinylrake: In general, I agree with your sentiment that people nitpick too much. Although you know very well that just because you can believe in a world of aliens and spaceships and what not that that doesn't mean you can accept literally any illogical outcome that happens onscreen. It's the examples of science…

@Bill-Lee: @thexpert is no ones lapdog:

@Jonn: Yes, they should have moped. No one uses gallows humor after hundreds of deaths, nevermind billions. Maybe after a long time has passed, but still, not on that scale. Try making some genocide jokes around people who actually witnessed it to test out your hypothesis.

Pretty sure no one ever needs to type the words Dances with Wolves or Smurfs in comments anymore. We get it, it's not funny or insightful anymore. Just let it go.

@Jonn: There is no way around it, this coincidence was as bad as any ever committed to film. None of what you said even comes close to mitigating it.

@straightbuggin: We could all use a good laugh after that harrowing display of righteousness on both sides, no?

@Yellowbelt: That said, I would prefer not to smoke, and obviously it's not a good thing to do, but for fuck's sake people. Take it easy. Nearly everything everyone else does in the world drives me insane. (evidence a: [putthatshitonthelist.blogspot.com])

@Lizabelle: No kidding. Sounds like the problem here is shitty friends.

@Nigerian Business Executive: Or you could walk ten extra feet away from me. Oh right, you have the moral high ground, your needs are more important.

@ChristieLove: I don't think very man people disagree with this anymore, even smokers like myself.

@straightbuggin: perhaps you're simply not physically fit enough to walk around in the world?

@The_Angry_Badger: Right? How many of these sickly wastrels have we got walking around out here?

I've never worked in a restaurant that sells liquor by the bottle, but by comparison, if a table ordered, say, 10 individual glasses of wine, then decided in retrospect "Hey wait a minute, we should have just got 3 bottles" it wouldn't matter. If they said they wanted 3 bottles up front, they would be charged the…

@henry_finkel: You might want to get your cultural age relevance sensors recalibrated. People are children in America until roughly 30 now.

@Dandy Koufax: Solid work here boys. Solid work indeed.

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Never understood these huge football fans that are so devoted to the game, but somehow unable to part with seven dollars a month to watch the NFL network. Buy it for like 4 months. 28 bucks. It's like ten extra games or whatever it is. 2-3 dollars an NFL game. Not everything is free, freeloading cunts.

Maybe this is why I'm not an all powerful master of the universe, but here's an idea for companies with employees doing silly harmless shit like this:

@VegasWasteland: that's called throwing a perfect game.