@ithacabaron: Yeah, well, is your alma mater playing Villanova in the first round of the 2009 NCAA football championship subdivision playoffs? Didn't think so.

@Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP: Nope no idea what the hell is going on with that business.

@Sporticus: Hoooof.

@OokieDookie: No, I got it from an ever-expanding folder on my computer called "Rejected Mcsweeneys Bits"

@Steve U:

@GiselleBeardchen: Alright, I guess. It is a little suspicious, but that's all it is, suspicion.

"apparently a common occurrence for teams preparing to play the Patriots. "

@Convict78: I'm pretty sure you're being facetious, but just in case... while a best selling book probably gets you a pretty decent royalty, I don't think it's enough to retire on, especially since everyone who will buy it will probably have bought it soon.

@GuidedByVodka: "The Big Show is pretty unlistenable. Of course I listen to it anyway."

@gone2sanibel: and the means by which he actually makes money.

@McCroskey: close, and also very good, but nowhere near as anthemic.

@Richard Starkey: Hipster hot sauce? Come on now, we're taking this hipster hatred a little far here aren't we?

@Jerry Koosman RC: Cholula is amazing, but it's not hot, just very flavorful. As a result it goes way too fast, and isn't worth buying a bottle a week to me.

I think the fact that the kid wasn't even playing is throwing a wrinkle in the whole "WHAT A FAG" angle we're all going for here.

@StuScott Booyahs: Yup. Six inches or so is the difference between ridiculous and gutsy.

I don't like sports anymore. #larrybird

@kjerome: " So I'm sure there are plenty of shallow ingnorant people like this young man all over the United States."

That Red Sox hat looks photoshopped on sort of doesn't it? #fairfieldstags

And another thing, get this fucking celery out of the tuna fish please. Shit is like dirty air that you can crunch in your teeth. The sandy beach vagina of sandwich filling. #jamboroo