@CanHeHackett: This post gets the Blue Ribbon #advertising

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: I believe that was indeed intended as satire. #billsimmons

@Gravy: I like DFW too, but Simmons' most obsessive fans have nothing on his. That's "like jumping from Single-A to the majors," to use a great analogy I read somewhere. #billsimmons

@juliusseizure: While your point isn't wrong, I wouldn't exactly lump Pierce in with this distinguished gang of lovable scamps, appearance here notwithstanding. Not exactly a lightweight. Bulk of the series dude. #billsimmons

@StallworthsHoodDent: You could be reading a news story about your family's grizzly murder and watching the six oclock news run a piece on the accidental release of your personal masturbation video while that band was on and you would still come out feeling inspired. #billsimmons

@ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.: That sounds reasonable enough to me. #fourthkind

@AzureTexan: 'that is FULL contact'

@ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.: I don't even remember what I was mad about at this point. #fourthkind

No words... They... they should have sent a poet... #womenssoccer

I would like to politely register my continued disapproval of stories formatted in this way. I know it helps with page views to have us click through each image, but for me it has the exact opposite effect and I often end up skipping the entire thing instead. Something about the layout is just very unwieldy and does…

@thexpert: Right!? Perchance you're also fond of pants and water and chinese poetry as well? #thebox

@ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.: IT'S A FICTIONAL MOVIE FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

@Annalee Newitz: How is it possible that anyone cares what specific brand of bullshit they tried to sell in the marketing campaign? Are we reviewing a film here or a PR firm?

@avanjasound: "just makes no sense how one movie supposedly gets it *right* while the other gets it *wrong*. "

@JohnnyDakotaStateU: I've been asked that more times than I care to admit. #espnhorndoggery

@Changeworks: what? #billsimmons

@lockerblogger: "Defiantly go check it out"

@vinselanity: How many different things are there to do? #stevephillips

@boomer4d: no. #stevephillips

@lukeoneil47: nice [tags.why] does it not let me edit that one like five seconds after posting it, but i can edit