@I Like Cheap Beer: Woh. I was sort of surprised that Time was using saucy language like so:

@8.30.1981: Ok, granted, but why would any of that bother you? #billsimmons

@Armen Tamzarian: haha. cause that Phillips girl wasn't a model. haha. #billsimmons

@Gravy: Have you ever tried to manage one person? Even that is difficult. #billsimmons

@AzureTexan: Ha. I think? #meta

@AzureTexan: As a former poetry student and a renowned masturbator, all I can say here is wow. #meta

@Disco Choo: Not since Kennedy was taking his marching orders from the Vatican. #badbeats

@Pornosaur: Shit, good point. #espnhorndoggery

Any woman who doesn't meet the standards of fuckability determined by serial masturbators deserves to be an object of merciless ridicule, even if many of the people criticizing her are likely to have the same superficial flaws. #espnhorndoggery

Please don't include this obnoxious blowhard in the already lengthy list of Reasons Boston is a Smarmy, Entitled Shit Hole.

@MattinglysSideburns: zoooof #curtschilling

@Walk Off HBP: [reluctantly chuckles] #stevephillips

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: haha #centralarkansas

@HenryLovesFonzie: You're looking for rationality in an area where it can't exist. #stevephillips

@lichnor: What do you mean, or rather, what do people mean when they say something like this:

When it comes to nookie, isn't a tie usually the ideal outcome? #jacksonvillejaguars

@lukeoneil47: Uh, so did I lose my star for this? Nice. #rickreilly

Not be to be sincere for a minute, but that sort of made the room a little dusty over here. #collegefootball

Out of curiosity, are the people who email you made aware that everything they say may be published on the site? I've been a print journalist for about ten years now, (yeah, yeah, I know) so I'm not so sure how this whole internet thing works, but I don't operate as if everything people email me to be fodder for…

@Ralph Wiley's In His Grip: Brady has not shown a lot of poise of late. And it's literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me or my fair northeastern region.