The issue isn't neccisarialy

I used to stroll around the auto show engaging the child safety locks on the display cars when I was younger. Precious moments to be had

#COTD

I mean, I would have driven over the bridge too if that music was playing.

Mazda Protege 5

I've never purchased a car at an actual lot, but I've sold a fair number. I still didn't think that qualified as an answer for this question, but now that it's over, I'd like to share my best experience at a dealership from the other side of the desk. This is pretty much a direct cut-and-paste of my story the day I…

No shame in stuffing it on the track. That's not damage, those are battle scars.

"How I Rolled My Dream House"

The designer of that car must have been a fan of The Last Starfighter:

Don't be going to no F1 races this year missy...

Targa it!

Put out your and!

I'll give you free-fidy, cash. Go on then, have a deal wif me?

Bullshit: Bull is short for Red Bull, shit is acronym for Secret Hidden Improved Traction. So there.

Your head is now worth 100 times what it was before.

$50.