Looks like a madden glitch.

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

Mine does too. The real downside is that I have to sit out another six weeks before I'm allowed to come on the field again.

And I thought we’d have to wait until Duke played in the first round of the NCAA tournament before we read about someone getting tripped up by an unranked opponent.

I mean. They know right? Like, they know that when they hop on the recruiting trail to convince some kid named GRAYSON to come to Duke they are throwing gasoline on the fire right?

This seems like a metaphor for what Grayson’s dad did to Ben Carson in Iowa.

Dear Johnny, I meant to write you sooner but I’ve just been busy
You said your girlfriend’s living with you now, how far from home is she?
Look, I’m really flattered you came by the stadium like that,
And here’s an autograph for you, it’s on the front of the Dallas cap
I’m sorry I didn’t see you week 16, I musta missed you
…

“Can I get his number?”

Let he who DOESN’T always answer the door naked from the waist down cast the first stone. Thought so.

Look, like it or not, television is in part a visual medium. If the marketplace for sports news demands young, attractive presenters, then Fox executives would be nothing short of negligent if OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THAT REALLY WHAT JASON WHITLOCK LOOKS LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

Is this the first comment section on a Cam Newton article that you’ve ever read?

This. The odds he gets crippled in that dogpile are probably better than the odds he wins the game.

I was waiting for this to be funny

When they cut to Peyton sitting in the locker room as the representative of the Colts’ Super Bowl victory, he was drinking a Gatorade in front of a pallet of Gatorades. Papa John was also one of the first people whose hands he shook as the game was ending. He is very, very good at this.

So Cowherd’s show pulls less viewers than a Call of Duty World League Match on twitch.

The fool Montee

“This is the end of your career”-Joseph Randle.

Let's make a deal you stay off the internet for a little while.

It’s about time Wisconsin produced an NFL caliber running back.