“Was seen holding a double-headed dildo and moving the dildo while each end was inserted into the vagina of two women who were lying on the floor...”

Herbal remedies... Bring some swishers.

WOW.

Just like Dan, I too did not vote for Griffey.

I clicked the link to the original article. Unfortunate article to be promoted.

“Asinine? I mean, that’s all well and good, but what about her face?”

Wow. Things are going all to hell in a gift basket.

This is what happens when the dense get pressure.

I bet he still believes in God, though.

In all fairness, this is the plane

I'm 21 and I don't know what the fuck that is.

He’s an alcoholic who’s getting ready to flush a lucrative career down the toilet because none of his enablers (his parents, friends and the Cleveland Browns) will admit it’s a problem.

Johnny is definitely more of a “Black Quarterback” than Russel has ever been. The only difference is that if Johnny was actually a black QB he’d have been run out of town by now.

I wish when I drank with one other person in a basement it was considered was partying.

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Only in the NFL is it a cause for concern when an official gets a penalty call right.

Not sure why the U.S. is so afraid of Russia when this is how they spy on our navy.

This is what happens when your navy is the smallest it's been since World War 2!!1!1! Thanks Obama!1!!!

Not hot enough to justify the crazy.