Pro tip: Don’t drink if you have to go to work next morning.

But there was something different about Paul O’Neill. I can’t quite put my finger on it but he Worked hard, played Hard, was really Invested in the Team, and was Everything else you want in a teammate.

The weird thing is, if the Yankees had shown just a little professionalism themselves, they probably wouldn’t have lost 15-1.

The kids, big video game fans, were unaffected by this news. They all admitted they had never heard of Schilling anyway.

For those interested:

“What do these three men have in common?

They would have been better off using Ashley Madison.”

As a Wildcat fan I would say this is a very fair and accurate assessment of the Big 12. Fans of Texas and OU will want to have words with you - please use small ones that are easy to understand.

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Though she would clearly like to see Dave in one.

This screed is ten times better when read in Peggy Hill’s voice.

Bush did Superbowl 49.

I’ve been commisioning Fantasy Football leagues for about 10 years now, and I have to say, if you want to keep a good line of communication with your league, you should one up the suggestion listed in the article and create a Facebook Group. The Facebook group allows you to see who has viewed the posts and it makes…

The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

Let’s hope this goes better than the last time I saw this in the news:

to be fair... Hall slipped specifically because of the comeback Hopkins did. Hall also gave him 20 yards cushion off the line because he knows he’d get worked playing up tight. Just wish Hall was the one who had his jaw broken in two places.

Croce sounds like a real Kane enabeler.

Ben-jawzi

/gets caught peeking from your closet when you did that. #therewillbevoyeurs

Looking through my old Browns jerseys in my closet. #therewillbehoyers