We have never been so close to an on-court murder. The question is, will it be second-degree homicide or voluntary manslaughter when Paul finally just can’t even anymore with Josh Smith?

Rex Ryan desperately wants to know why the Bills traded away Marshawn.

Tiger’s inner monologue:

Back in the days of Kazaa and other early p2p networks some music companies would do something similar and upload tracks where either the chorus just repeated over and over, or the song would start and then just be noise. The one I remember the most was Eminem’s Without Me. I must have downloaded over 30 fake ones; it…

The “male lead”? Please tell me how you have no idea who Bill Hader is.

This new formula of “Just Let John Oliver Explain It” is working out well for you guys. I suggest using it even more.

Dear all Pats fans who are coming to post the exact same whine,

I’ve seen this type of racist behavior be typical of people in Houston. They always hide when there’s a Cuban at the door.

SOURCE: Tony LaRussa is driving around St. Louis, texting his family for his own address.

Making the bed is gonna be a hard pass for me until I die and there’s nothing you can do about it.

10:21 am BREAKING Cuban now driving through downtown San Antonio, looking for the place in the Mercado for fresh chorizo. CORRECTION: He is looking for Mexican sausage. CORRECTION TO THE CORRECTION: My sources are telling me chorizo IS Mexican sausage and that tweeting about sausage reveals subconscious homosexual…

He believes the Earth is 4,000 years old, so it’s not like he had any credibility to lose.

I’m at DeAndre’s house right now and except for the gun and eighteen sticks of dynamite Steve Ballmer’s holding this whole party is pretty chill.

I would give up my next paycheck to see Bomani tweet back “Man, we have never been cool. Sit down.”

Kobe is a back door man.

On the plus side, you get to wear the color purple a lot more. On the not plus side, we give Kobe the keys to all our players’ houses. He usually doesn’t use the keys at all, but sometimes he does and the great thing is you never know when he will! When he does, it’s just typical Kobe pranks like killing your dog in…