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Zero... point... one four three.

Yeah, I’m a tall guy with big hands and a butt large enough to occupy the seat. My knees are already typically higher than my hips while porcelain seated.

Why the fuck does this video smell like onions?!?!?!

Anthony Randolph is probably one of my Top-5 "If You Play Like This In NBA 2K, Whats the Problem In Real Life" All-Stars

Comment + username = Perfectshawn

our readership has grown to the point that you can’t really concern yourself with the unideal audience. But, yeah, the 19 people and counting who have emailed me to “correct” my post is a bit of a surprise.

“You ain’t no real nigga. You a white boy, you preppy, you rich boy.”

Can Tebow win on Chopped? Can he rock that polo shirt?

Shouldn’t be too hard to figure out who stole Jobu’s rum in that locker room...

It’s like Syracuse raped Wyoming.

I used to play ball with this guy. He was a real fuckup, but the dude could play. Looking at him - you wouldn't even guess that he was baller, because he was only like 5-11 and a jump shooter. He had a funny release on his shot but sometimes he was just money. He could be real streaky but man was he good.

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