I don’t like getting mad, but I’d rather be pissed off than pissed on.

I need a few million dollars so I can fund a show that’s just Tracy/Torchinsky doing goofy shit together.

Gotta give him some credit—this is the first rust-free vehicle purchase he’s made in I don’t even know how long. Definitely worth a gold star.

Internal voices:

Thanks for putting that in my head. Now all we need is an official Ozzy Man Review of the crash.

There are only four vehicles in that picture.  The bottom two are just a mirage.

As a childless man, I prefer cars where the floor hasn't been removed.

I have never in my life disagreed as strongly with anything as I disagree with this. You probably also like those off-center JDM front plates, you sick fuck.