Getting two extra bases because someone doesn’t know what’s going on is called “The Stanford Swimmer.”

I know someone who’s getting the pipe tonight.

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A Kershaw truther. Just perfect

I call this piece, “Intercourse with a Kardashian”

The all-caps are a nice touch from Iceland’s very own Drew Magarysson

What’s telling to me is that his girlfriend had the bathroom door locked. If you get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, do you even close the door let alone lock it?

Icelander here!

It bears repeating:

Did anyone mention that the next World Cup host is Russia?

Simmons is the oldest millennial in the world.

Air Seinfelds

How does someone whose job it is to be on camera not understand how a camera works?

waitwaitwait...there were 22,000 people at a Marlins game?

It’s not even weird for Japan.

*Should HAVE been you, terriblehuman

Class move, but Goose Gossage is probably pissed anyway.

Prediction: In three years, there will be an three-hour special sometime in May on NFL Network revealing the officiating rosters for the new season. And we’ll be able to actually hear the bubble burst.

I was gonna say Red Foreman, would that have helped?

So, let’s say the atheltes dive in and start swimming. Is it entirely possible that one would die before the Olympics ended?