The funniest part is that he did it to teach the college students “a lesson.” I wonder how many ECU band members rely on the ESPN Fayetteville radio call to find out what happened in the game...

This guy looks like Ron Weasley got fucked by Chris Anderson.

This guy looks like Ron Weasley got fucked by Birdman.

Doesn’t matter how many steroids I take I’ll never be able to hit a ball Jose Fernandez throws. However a guy with incredible hand-eye coordination like Ortiz would be able to benefit when making contact, but the contact is still a skill that players all over the league try to improve upon.

The guy batted .688 in the six games that made up the 2013 World Series, the dude is beyond clutch. Even guys with power and ability can’t hit in tight situations. Ortiz consistently puts the ball in play in late game situations at a rate that is actually unbelievable. So yes, the roids could help him with a 50/50…

The act of hitting the home run is what is clutch. And the fact that he does it over and over again in late situations has nothing to do with steroids. Being clutch is more of a mental thing than a physical, not getting over-hyped about a situation. I maybe just worded the response wrong because as Ortiz does hit a…

Everyone who is anti-steroid needs to realize that steroids don’t help you become “more clutch”. Sure it helps to nudge that would-be deep fly to center an extra 15 feet over the fence, but it doesn’t give you any kind of mental toughness that this guy has.

I’m not sure if the word ‘swag’ could be personified more in anyone than it is in David Ortiz. It actually feels like someone went into the settings of a video game and boosted all of Ortiz’s ratings to 100 while also changing the pitching difficulty to ‘Manny Delcarmen’. The guy is doing something right now that…

“and all the actual wideouts are just botched software updates of Kenny Britt.”

The Los Angeles Clippers are the best team in basketball (even with that whole Kevin Durant thing), that Tony Romo and Joe Flacco are elite and that steroids should be legalized in baseball.

And it’s still funny every single time. Keep it up, baseball.

And Brady only got four games?!

This is probably the single greatest piece of journalism I’ve seen on Golden State since Kevin Durant made his decision. Fuck these motherfuckers.

I feel bad for the business owners that can’t make money off their spaces but lets be honest, after opening day no one is going to go to games at this place. Their will be no traffic, the team playing within the walls is awful.

I’m from Boston and honestly it’s just the Patriots fans that give us a bad rap. (I’m not a Patriots fan as growing up with a Cowboys fan for a father, so that’s bad enough to begin with) I literally still have friends who brag about the fact that the Patriots came out as a team before Super Bowl 36. Give me a fucking…

You’d definitely be taken more seriously if your two best seasons since 1997 didn’t end with being ousted in the ALDS by a division opponent or being swept out of the ALCS a couple years later.

Why is Russia even a part of Europe?

This guy made me feel excitement over acquiring Jeff Green.

How about you score more than one point. Then I’ll sympathize.