Googling “racist giraffe” yields this:

What sort of niche porn are they filming in this video clip?

Ha! I do like numbers, but beyond fantasy sports beer is the only thing I get Rain Man-y about.

3 Floyds doesn’t distribute where I live, but I had a chance to visit the brewery a few weeks ago and made sure to bring some Gumballhead home. It’s the king of that inbetweener session-y style ale. If an alien landed and asked “What is beer?” I’d hand them a Gumballhead.

I’m a fan of beer and also a cheap/broke scumbag so I maintain a spreadsheet tabulating the costs per ounce at my local megaliquor in conjunction with their scores on RateBeer. Most of Deschutes beers hover near the top as they’re universally quite good and only $7.99 or $8.99 for a sixer. Thus, I lucked into…

I assumed you meant dangerous in terms of likelihood of horse-collar type takedown. Trachea damage by sweater hood is ‘thermite-paint’ type truthering.

I lived with a guy who would buy two dozen Hamburger Stand chili dogs and eat them throughout the week. They just sat in a soggy paper bag in the fridge.