It's all good and well until my dog decides to play with it and flings it into my roommate's TV, making it a $1000+ purchase.

Be honest with yourselves, is it for the kitteh or for you? If I had money for superfluous purchases I think this would be up there on the list.. for kittey, of course.

Haha.. sadly I'd still buy it.

How about "Everything you need to know to turn 1 lb of sugar into 2 pounds of sugar?

Touche

I see what you did there.

Psh, THIS is an RPG.

Wonder why they went with a chain and sprocket instead of another belt?

The lactose intolerant are doomed!

One step further towards cat's phasing humans out of their lives completely.

This is something that would be awesome, but would require everybody to get on board.. like Google+

There are many things I'd give up if I could have an on demand twinkie printer.. for starters my health.

Agreed, but I've been storing all of my nerd energy in grand soul gems over the summer in anticipation.

Yeah, definitely took a double take on that one.

I have a goal of beating 4 games this year as well, my plans are:

Some of these just leave me saying "wtf..?"

..and they cause cancer.

In response to cdoak's comment:

So it's an illegal soundbar which forces one to deal with unsavory people in order to buy it, further exposing them to harder, more addictive illegal soundbars thereby causing a gateway effect?

I'm waiting for 2:57, when the caffeine wears off and his face hits the keyboard.