Iron Man (LeBron) almost had Thanos’s glove off, and Star Lord (J.R.) had to come in and screw it all up. The following massacre is all his fault.

What do you think just happened here?

Journalist A asks a question. SHS dodges.

That would be ideal, but they clearly lack the spine to do it.

Coates’s run has had the problem that I can’t understand any of it. I gave up about 15 issues in. I haven’t read ALL the Black Panther out there (mostly because he pops up in other people’s terribly-dated action comics) but I did all of Priest’s run and still couldn’t figure out what the hell is up with the story in…

So.

If there was any shot of the death remaining permanent, I’d feel differently. But as long as that’s the case, death is often a cheap ploy to elicit emotions rather than serve the story. And even if Aaron didn’t want to resurrect Jane, he won’t be on the book forever.

Because it hasn’t gotten any less dumb in four years.

I’m sad to see her go, but I’m glad Aaron didn’t end up killing the character off. It would have ultimately been lazy, I think.

I was going to ask if it was a Trump property, before I remembered that he wouldn’t have rented to a black man in the first place.

Please, please move into more neighborhoods with white people.

Glad he’s going, but scared shitless about the next goon they are going to install.

Yep, that’s how the last election went. Thinking we’re too good for idiocy to prevail is definitely not enough.

Discrimination against short men is also a symbol of patriarchy- there’s absolutely no reason a man needs to be taller than his wife or girlfriend, other than to create the visual image that he’s physically dominant over her. And we all get socialized into it, women too. I have girl friends who are quite tall who…

My dad is 5'4" and it has haunted him his entire life. Being a short man is actually quite difficult, especially in circles where physical manliness (like, being tall for example) is prized. When he went to buy his suit for my wedding, my partner said that the salesmen ridiculed him and he had to buy a teen sized suit.

“I am almost 34, so I think I will be skinny forever.”

Imagine not realizing a picture of the cushion would go viral. I mean, who would violate his privacy like that?

“Also, why’s he gotta be so insecure about his height?”

Also, why’s he gotta be so insecure about his height? I’m the same height as him and would never think of trying to make myself appear taller. Makes me trust him less than I already did.

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“So I’m supposed to find the Shadow King from inside...a daiquiri.”