I was holding my breath that entire final Pats drive

I did not understand what the hell Collinsworth was talking about on Philly’s last touchdown. The guy tucked the ball and took at least one, maybe two, steps. He was a runner at that point.

Let’s dance

Was it Collingsworth or Al Michaels who said this game was just as good as Justin Timberlake’s halftime performance? I was wondering what kind of crack they were handing out at the buffet station when I heard that horseshit.

I did not understand what the hell Collinsworth was talking about on Philly’s last touchdown. The guy tucked the ball and took at least one, maybe two, steps. He was a runner at that point.

Michaels and Collinsworth sounded like their dog died when that final play ended up incomplete. Hell Collinsworth is probably still finding a way to turn that touchdown into an incomplete pass.

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

They haven’t spoken to any. You notice this fool did not quote study the first. He probably doesn’t even read, “his readers” do it for him. Jordan Peele already has an H.P. Lovecraft-based series in development. And he’s not just a moron, but a moronic child if he hasn’t heard of Vampire in Brooklyn.

Also Black and female, and love to read and watch horror. These people need to stop deciding that one or two negroes they’ve spoken with represent the whole fucking bunch.

Right. Someone tell Jake that women can be misogynistic, blacks and other POC can be racist (whether or not their hatred is directed at people of their own race), and Jews can be anti-Semitic. There’s even a term, “shandeh fur di goyim” that describes Jews (whether ethnic or religious) who bring shame on the Jewish…

Normally I’d say that a balding person should just lean into it and shave their head completely, but I think that would just make him look 10x more evil.

Christ. I had the same idea when I was in 1st grade. My dad noticed and told me “making someone’s job harder when you don’t have to is not something good people do.” It clicked, immediately I realized I was being a little asshole, and that was that. This turd, though...

Looks like that ass...

Is that like, an opinion someone could have? That’s literally insane. That’s like saying it’s ok to burn down buildings since we have firefighters to put the fires out for us.

When I talk about Trump I am never trying to be nice. It’s a challenge to make comments that reflect my true feelings without attracting the attention of federal agencies.

It looks to me like Trump is definitely putting on weight. I don’t remember him having a double chin before. I hope the cholesterol is busy at work clogging the arteries to and in his heart and brain.

No. It’s code for “When dad left and had a second family we didn’t completely reject them. Even though they’re black! Where’s our medal??”

The best guess would be (partially based on the promo) is that he either got sent into the future as well or it’s an LMD Fitz he programmed.

I don’t think it undercuts the next episode at all.