We're glad that the woman was not injured by her robotic vacuum cleaner. Because if she had been, that would've sucked.

You wrote the article just for that pun, didn't you?

VolcanoBot 2 (left) and VolcanoBot 2 (right).

To paraphrase Carl Sagan: that would be a terrible waste of space.

Please, please tell me that there's other life out there somewhere. Please don't let humanity be the only form of sentient life in the universe.

This is way too many letters for "penis."

It's also sensible to stash useful items at work or school in case you find yourself stranded there when a major crisis takes out your usual means of transportation. That might include:

Related travel tip. If the airline loses your luggage and you have important meetings where you need to dress well, call the Nordstrom's in your destination city. Their personal shoppers will pick out everything you need from a suit or dress to shoes and underwear and have it delivered to your hotel. Not cheap,…

this sounds like the sort of thing that would work great if you're at the same hotel monthly or more often.

the latter i guess

just dumb.

I can't tell if this is ultimate sarcasm or ultimate stupidity

I already told you, I'm not comfortable explaining the whole thing here in public. Post your e-mail and password and I'll explain everything to you privately. But don't post them in one reply because, as you pointed out, that wouldn't be secure. Post them in two different replies just to be safe.

It's best if I explain it to you privately. I don't want to give out my e-mail address, though, so just leave your e-mail address and password in a reply to this message and I'll log in as you and send a message to you with a full explanation.

Why? I don't know.. That is a tough one... Lets ask a bank why they don't send your Debit Pin Code with your Debit Card.

Because including the password in the same email as the link is kind of like hanging the keys to your front door on the door handle.

My exact thoughts. I love Manhattan.

If I was rich beyond the dreams of avarice, I would totally pay $90 million to live there.