Yes! I work with folks who have dementia and Alzheimer’s. Some of them are still fairly lucid but my GOD they have verbal diarrhea..and say some of THE most inappropriate thing.

“Orange Man Yells At (unintelligible).”

Ok, I honestly think it’s official. He has to be sliding fast into senility.

(unintelligible screaming)

We're glad that the woman was not injured by her robotic vacuum cleaner. Because if she had been, that would've sucked.

You wrote the article just for that pun, didn't you?

It's also sensible to stash useful items at work or school in case you find yourself stranded there when a major crisis takes out your usual means of transportation. That might include:

Related travel tip. If the airline loses your luggage and you have important meetings where you need to dress well, call the Nordstrom's in your destination city. Their personal shoppers will pick out everything you need from a suit or dress to shoes and underwear and have it delivered to your hotel. Not cheap,…

this sounds like the sort of thing that would work great if you're at the same hotel monthly or more often.