Close but not quite. Its so similar to the sound whales make and so loud that spaceships looking for blue whales will just assume everything is fine. 

If pedestrians cannot walk across the bridge for fear of going deaf, I'd say that pedestrian protection system is working better than could be hoped for.

I’ve never seen anyone hold a bible so awkwardly; like he’d never seen one before in real life.

I think I read somewhere that 1 mile on the racetrack does the same level of wear as 20 miles of normal street driving.

Um, Elon Musk may be a privileged shitheel, but the question mark after “land of the free and the home of the brave” is absolutely appropriate, not for any political reason, but because the lyric is indeed the end of a question: “Oh, say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave o’er the land of the free and the home…

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

It’s extremely frustrating how if anyone takes any stance on firearms other than completely unfettered access to every firearm ever conceived, you are “ANTI-GUN.”

Taking the Army to multiple overtimes is a fun tribute to the war in Afghanistan

Do you WANT the White House to issue a statement? When in the last 2 years and 7 months has that helped anything?

Surprising to see him get the sack as an edge rusher; usually Peace comes from within.

2006 Dodge Neon with larger headlights.

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”

Any privacy concerns with this?

It’s amazing how many people don’t know about Pluto TV. While it’s not a total replacement for cable, it is a no-cost way to augment OTA TV and the usual streaming services and expand your viewing choices.

QUIT PRESSURING ME MOM!!!

Yara: “Wait, we can do that?”

Citation needed.

Indeed. 200db, the acoustic energy at the base of a Saturn V rocket isn't even existentially noise, as noise is simply our perception of pressure changes, and you would never perceive that as noise. Instead it is metaphorically one long constant explosion and it's associated shock waves. You wouldn't really get to…