Solution: Don’t leak confidential documents about things that aren’t worth legal trouble.

Most relatable song from a cartoon: Dethklok - Go Forth And Die

Thank you for reminding me why I stopped commenting on this site, which I love. Nobody wants to have a discussion, they just want to sling shit at anyone who doesn’t 100% fall in line with the beliefs of Deadspin. Everyone has to think the exact same way and if you don’t people lose their minds. Sorry folks, I won’t…

Torna is a stand-alone game that takes place five centuries before XC2. As far as I know you could play it without having purchased XC2 as long as you buy the physical release (the digital release being tied into the expansion pass makes playing the digital version without owning XC2 a bit unclear; allegedly the two…

Eh, I disagree. He had already given the front-row kid a ball, and so he gave this ball to another kid who (presumably) hadn’t gotten one. That seems to me like the good and just thing to do.

What, no battle royale mode?

What a load of crap. This has nothing to do with Tesla. Find some dignity you hack.

pretty sure the quickest way was always through the park

This guy looks like a pudgy, male Amy Schumer.

I lol’d at this because, while I know you meant Point Of Sale, I thought piece of shit. And everything gamestop does is shitty lol.

AW Come On!

That year, my husband couldn't fly out and attend my stepson's graduation, because we had to move instead. We couldn't afford for him to go, or to send him any decent graduation gift.

A year and a half later, we were told he would be laid off in two months. I was seven months pregnant. Our insurance would end two weeks before the baby was due.

A year and a half later, we were told he would be laid off in two months. I was seven months pregnant. Our insurance would end two weeks before the baby was due.

Metroid doesn't need to crawl because Metroid can fly.

If Steam Sale is the substitute for Golden Age, then they should get +300% gold and -90% production whenever a Steam Sale is happening because money and they can't hear the voices of people over the sound of money.

That last one was gold XD