If Kraft wasn’t rich, these videos would already be public. I have no interest or intention to watch the video if it comes out.

Zach Smith looks like a guy who tells his friends, “I know they have to act like that, but that stripper was definitely into me.”

Judge: Why are you jerking me around like this?

Nah, that’s crazy talk.  Surely sports journalists wouldn’t be worried about losing “access”.

Toucher and Rich is also the name of my Harvey Weinstein documentary. 

Warms my heart that someone already got to this before me.

ALL NUDE

Winter, forewarned for a century, lasted, in total, a few weeks.

the Nets turned their rebuild over to Marks and look what happened

Sure a boat’s a boat, but the mystery box could be anything — it could even be a boat! And you know how much I’ve wanted a boat!

I’m still wrapping my head around the Mack trade. Like IF Gruden is lucky, he’ll package a couple of their first rounders to trade up for Bosa, who may be ALMOST as good as Mack. Which is just amazing.
I also love all the draft speculation because it ranges from insanely obvious of each team picking the most likely…

Craig James killed five hookers. I’d never heard that Craig James killed five hookers.

This reminds me of Craig James, who was discovered through opposition research to have killed five hookers. 

Just to clarify: Arenas asked Crittenton which gun he’d like to use to shoot himself (Arenas) with, not the other around.

Uh, did Timofey Mozgov bring guns to the locker room during the term of his contract and ask his own teammate which of them he’d like to be shot with?

All correct. As is the added fact that said teammate is currently in prison for killing a mother of four in a drive-by shooting a few years later.

Albert: Congratulations on the Wizards’ new president and General Manager... Sam Hinkie!

My first thought upon seeing this news was, “I should text Albert!”

“I am already grinding my teeth to powder, so that’s where I’ll stop.”

Don’t worry too much about him, though. Mudiay has a lot of experience with shooting for 3 and missing.