Where are beers as cheap as $9?

I have to admit, it’s pretty apt that baseball of all sports has such slow moving lines.

Shit, he’s gonna use all this money and goodwill to develop weather control satellites and become the West Coast Hank Scorpio, isn’t he? It’s always the quiet, nondescript ones you need to worry about.

On the bright side, the chances of Trout ever embarrassing his team or doing anything that would require a PR damage control team are effectively zero. He may be the squeakiest clean player in the big leagues today. his hobby is the weather. And if it weren’t for that pesky Byron Allen, I bet Trout would be on the…

Artie Moreno just dropping his wallet on the table like

Whatever are you talking about?

I’ve been saying this for years. Guys will stay in the system and have a higher chance to pan out if they’re paid well. A lot of these guys bow out because they want to start a family and MiLB doesn’t even pay enough to support one adult.

I’m serious, by the way. Teams should be doing this out of self-interest even if they do lack basic human empathy as soulless megacorps and/or billionaires’ playthings.

I’m outraged that Doordash pays its drivers so little that they have to play minor league ball to make ends meet.

and Illinois.  and somewhere before then, even?  [I don’t have an opinion on the Mormons either way, just stating history]

Didn’t these guys get forced out of Missouri because they were such assholes?

Utah is a beautiful state. Pity about the people.

To be fair, if I lived in Utah, I’d be angry too.

“Don’t quit on talent,”

hahahaaa, shit has levels

Vikings are usually more boat guys anyhow.

maybe Our Dumb President is right and the Jets really are too complicated to operate

I was in the Twin Cities a couple of years back for a family funeral. Stayed near the Mall of America and had to visit. Yep! It’s a big-ass mall.

Was just coming to post this. Yes it’s a mall with a lot of stores, but that’s...it? I don’t understand why people fly in to go shopping here, it’s not like the Mall of America has wildly different stores or options from any other mall in the US, they just have a ton of stores, sometimes multiple locations for the…

I was sitting here thinking about how much I like cherry on a spoon and the lakes and the stadiums and the Ordway and even the skyways, and completely forgot that people fly into MSP to stay in a hotel attached to a mall and then fly right back out. You can have an entire vacation where the furthest you go outdoors is…