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He was a dynamic offensive threat that changed the National Football League and inspired guys like Aaron Hernandez and Rae Carruth. RIP.

And I thought the strongest reactions to the Rams leaving St. Louis were posted this morning.

Pen names aside, Drew’s writing has really improved.

“P.P.P.P.P.S. Teacher hits us when we make mistakes. Send help.”

Pete Carroll will reassure Mike Brown that the extra jet fuel will not burn hot enough to melt the plane.

“Well, we can just drive across Indiana and Illinois to get to St. Louis, it’s not a long trip, but you really do have to spring for a plane to California...”

You think he lets them take a Jet to St. Louis? That’s bus distance.

This is ridiculous. There’s no way Mike Brown would think that way. Obviously he opposes the Rams moving to Los Angeles because of the increased cost of jet fuel to fly the team to California rather than just to St. Louis.

Can this be right? According to the wiki entry the stadium cost $280 million in 1995. Is it possible that 20 years later, the citizens of MO still owe HALF the cost of the stadium?!? That sounds nuts!!

You have to let yourself be sad, but also attend to the basic everyday shit in life. It’s amazing how much bothering to do normal things helps you just feel like yourself.

My Dad always told me that it’s cheaper to keep her

Get some “Strange”

I just drank like a fish. Then the owner of the bar I was going to died under mysterious circumstances, and I got even more depressed.

DON’T overuse italics to indicate emphasis.

Worst part of this is that her grandmother was proven right.

DO: Go out and buy that fancy car to pick up new trim in.

Slightly off topic tangent: This would be a terrible move, and expensive as fuck, but let’s not pretend that Prokhorov has done anything but rake in cash. He bought control of the Nets for $200M, which Forbes values at $1.9B. He also owns the Barclay Center which received $1.6 in public financing.