I wouldnt take Tiki’s calls either and I never had the displeasure of meeting him.

Jim Tomsula getting the Giants job would be the “best” thing in the world.

Putting it in a way Tom could understand, Mara said “Et tu Ephialtes?”

This is the best thing in the world.

Matt Damon will portray Lynch in the forthcoming film about the Seahawks running back, The Marshawn.

No Australian has ridden the coattails of black men this well since Iggy Azalea.

The World Wide Leader will survive. Just lay off a few hundred minimum wage assistants.

A lot of conclusions will be drawn from this story, but the only logical one is that Notre Dame is going undefeated next year.

When Hardy said he looked good in blue and white I just assumed he was talking about Nicole Holder

Stupid. Just stupid.

So?

Cutty Sark setting sails for NFL waters?

Browns.

And then this...

Because they’re the Browns.

Since this is the Browns, I half expected to hear that they hired Jonah Hill.

“Look, avoid social media at all costs. It prevents you from being grounded and experiencing the real world.”- Robert Sarver

Hearing about a couple named Candi and Jimbo getting divorced because they’re Seminoles but she slept with a Gator is the most Floridian story ever written.

I thought something was weird about his rookie card.