yeah I feel like you just defeated this entire article with that statement.

This entire article is framing this as if TLoU didn’t do this story back in 2013.  Huge swaths of this episode (and the series) are straight form the game, and aside from seeing the men and women of the community, this is maybe the closest the show has hewn to the game.

You are correct. I watch with subtitles on.

Over the long run, 99 percent of Funkos are worthless outside of whatever depraved joy fans get from occasionally making eye contact with the ones lining their shelves.

Ah yes, the joy of new game plus, beating the shit out of Tree Sentinel

Outrider uses “PEDANTRY”.
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It is not very effective.

Something about the eyes just prevents me from taking smoky goth Megamind seriously.

This was my thought exactly. Like why is Captain Boomerang using a gun? Instead of…boomerangs?

scanlines also help image fidelity. pixel art at the time was created with CRT displays and scanlines in place. Compare snes games running on OLED to CRT and its night and day. 

Ahh, good ‘ol Piccolo, the black father we all wish we had or knew.

Piccolo is way underrated.

It’s Zelda. The appeal lies in it’s immaculate design and gameplay.

Yeah but most of the performance gains come from using lower resolution vaginas and then upscaling them.

I don’t work for CDPR, so I can’t speak to their process, but I absolutely cannot imagine a situation where you bring in a bunch of outside mods to your triple-A retail release and do not thoroughly check them out. What if some copyrighted image was hidden in there? What if the mods created a security loophole? What…

Guys I accidentally a vagina is that bad?

Unintended Vaginas sounds like some sort of really weird avant garde punk band

It's hard to make out even with your description, but I'm super pumped for Gleeok

Boring people get easily bored.

This really does look like they’ve gone for “Breath of the Wild, but MORE and BIGGER” and that’s just fine with me.