What they needed was two 300lb actors.

I will trust the opinion of someone named ‘Fat Ronaldo’ on this matter.

You’re joking right? There are no 600 lb actors. This is what 600 lbs looks like:

Putting an actor who weighs 180 pounds in a fat suit to play a character who weighs 280 pounds is offensive because there are talented actors who actually weigh 280 pounds who are perfectly capable of playing the role. But there are not any working actors who weigh 600 pounds, or even particularly close to it, because…

She is correct that this film can give people the impression that all obese people are miserable but this was a play based on an obese man’s personal experience. We need to be able to tell all the stories, and this is one of them. 

Ironically, the tone of this article isn’t nearly snarky enough - TJ Miller talked with Adam Corolla about how shitty Ryan Reynolds is, and the headline isn’t “Second-Worst Guy From Silicon Valley Dumps on Ryan Reynolds to Second-Worst Guy From Loveline.”

After *points at last paragraph*, TJ Miller wasn’t going to be in the movie regardless. I don’t see why we should care about his potentially made up cover-feud.

“I’m not going to visit the White House again,” says Putin. “Those guys have been super rude to me. I’m not going to their state dinner no matter how many times they ask.”

I was gonna say, that’s gotta be one of The Pebble’s many cousins

I personally think there was always going to some kind of change in design simply based on the translation to this medium. In the games Mario is expressive but it’s in a big, broad way meant to be visible as he’s moving through big pieces of scenery. He also doesn’t really talk. You’re going to need to soften up the…

Matt, in the books at least, is California bar qualified.

Who the fuck is ordering a Big Mac instead of a Quarter Pounder? That feels like grounds for involuntary hospitalization.

“You know what this sandwich needs? Sesame seeds and more bread.”

I won’t recreate the design for profit

She said they are working partners in a much bigger business project and this game did not matter that much. She wanted to just let it go and asked him what she can do to fix his mood. He said he wants the money back.

Interesting. I found his outsider’s perspective refreshing, especially considering most other late night show hosts are American.

Breaking News: TV Show About Woman Written By Woman Fails To Satisfy Man

Nude chess, with all buttholes gaped open, is the only solution here. 

Oh man, I love when people try to “gotcha” and then, like you, are SO FUCKING WRONG. 

Just wanted to add to the pile of people dunking on your stupid gatekeeping bullshit.

Uhhh