This!!!! Fuckin’ this!!!!

“Ford Credit’s plan for EV leasing enables customers to replace their vehicles with the newest model at lease end while keeping the vehicle in the Ford network longer so Ford can better manage battery recycling and materials,”

If you drive a sports car, chances are someone is going to think you’re a jerk no matter what make/model. Buy what trips your trigger. Act like a nice person and hopefully they’ll see that too. 

My farewell is indeed the last article that I’ve written for Jalopnik! I admit that it's little weird to be posting from the “grave.” lol

I would suggest you consider these ideas:

You know, the Murano Convertible is growing on me.

Yup, I’ll take my 83 Fiat Pininfarina Spider

Yes, there's plenty more coming! 

I remember one of my first flights was flying back to the states for a visit on a 747 (HND>SFO) as a small child (either PanAm or United), at one point a flight attendant took me, my brother, and my sister upstairs to give my mom a bit respite.

My first flight (Montreal to Paris in 1970) was on a 747. What astonished me was the second floor with a staircase! I had the chance to visit this second floor Lounge).

You may not be able to fly on one once passenger variants are fully retired

Neutral:

Well, at least the front didnt fall off.......

That is a good question, and my best answer is that I commented at work and my job makes makes me want to walk into traffic, so I don’t always make the best grammatical decisions from 8-5. Looking at it now gives me anxiety. It absolutely should say “gone”.

rage is my sustenance

Came here for this.  Thank you.

It’s certainly the most practical of them by far too.

This looks like a car that a tenured English Lit professor drives with a pipe in one hand and his nubile T.A.’s thigh in the other as they wait for roadside assistance at a secluded viewpoint because the car just won’t start for some reason and he is very surprised because this sort of thing has never happened before…

That’s not the one you want. This is the one you want: