50. Not exist while they’re also existing, because, you know, they need you to exist for whiteness to matter

Goodyear: “Your Honor, despite the fact that all the livestock have in fact left the barn, we would like to request that the barn door now be secured.”

Delete your account

You’re a fucking idiot. It’s 100% on the car.

the amount of people, white or otherwise, who speak like this could be counted on one hand.

Star for every post in this thread. The n-word is just another collar, don’t put it on your own neck.

Yeah, I agree — this is some ignorant shit.

You should hurry up and finish your book so you can get on with the business of writing substantive articles for The Root instead of this filling-a-quota vapid drivel. You can actually write. Stop embarrassing yourself with these bullshit ‘articles.’

It’s *really* nice to see good investigative journalism. Three cheers to Felton and the Jalopnik editors for publishing it despite the risks.

Clearly this car delivery guy has a day job and just delivers cars on the side.

“Ran when parked. No low ballers, tire-kickers, or joy-riders, I know what I’ve got.”

You can’t outrun the radio.

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

Jesus took the wheel, and apparently didn’t do that great a job of it.

Hey, listen, it was on the Root that I learned that my blonde hair and hazel eyes were proof positive that I’m a genetic defective and God or the rightful inheritors of the earth will soon kill me and that’s just what I deserve.

So why are you guys wasting time trying to find a way t0 insult me?

Hey, look, I get it, ya’ll hate us.

No matter who we are or what we do, we’re cave beasts an my blonde hair an hazel eyes are proof positive that I’m a subhuman genetic defect.

I learned all that on The Root.

So, forget that yeah, I have yellow hair and hazel eyes and I’ve treated my black cousins in this life as fellows.

…

Hi, there is no reverse racism, you either are a racist or you are not, if you think you are better because of your skin color, you are one, if you think someone is worse or can be defined because of their skin color, you are one. You power dynamics can be brought down to trading places , but obviously other races…

Damon,

Hooray for casual racism from the blacks.