I had hardcore bronchitis the other week and while stuck in bed, I ended up powering through the entirety of Steven Universe. Now I’m listening to the amazing soundtrack non stop.

(Edit: It didn’t include the picture the first time.)

That’s odd, because he’s at the top of mine.

I love how, I’m assuming, the dad is completely uninterested in the season ending injury that has rendered a man fetal on the floor before him and is instead having something I am willing to bet is as obvious as it is superfluous by an usher while oblivious to what will be a defining moment in his son’s emotional…

I’m in Atlanta, so sitting in a van for an hour+ while I have my hair colored is going to take a significant power generator just for the air conditioning.

Yeah, I can’t really imagine having a stylist trying to shampoo my hair in one of my sinks instead of the specialty sinks they have. There’s also the large driers that make certain things a lot easier too. Since most salons can have a colorist and a stylist working two to four people at the same time, I don’t see how…

Note to self: Add The Girl From Impanema to your vinyl collection.

For the longest time I was too analytical with my disposable income. I didn’t go on an actual vacation for many years because for the money that I would spend on a vacation I could get so much more “value” from something else. For instance, just the travel and lodging involved in a basic three-day weekend costs as…

where somebody can unleash their “inner asshole” without self sabotage?

Sasquatch Detective is my new favorite thing and I want more of it.

I can’t say shit. I’m from Pittsburgh and I’ve gotten to participate in 4 different sports riots in my adult life. One time I handed a beer to a cop on a horse on Carson Street and the cop actually drank it.

Also, look at the angle on it. I wish this had the height markers in the background to confirm, but I’d bet that a not insignificant portion of his animosity comes from the fact that even Muggsy Bogues towers over this guy.

All of them? Seriously, find me a jingle that doesn’t compel you to root for Team Meteor.

Cranbasins is mostly on point but The Highlander is the best dive bar and The Tabernacle sucks as a venue. The acoustics there suck so bad that a middle school gymnasium would be a marked improvement.

Here’s the thing. As a man that has been around these kinds of men when women are not around, this is making them worse. When men become willingly submissive, most often it’s because they know that they can turn that around on a dime any moment of their choosing; so the whole thing is a bad-faith exercise for them…

I remember randomly ending up in the theater with some friends to see the Dead or Alive movie and the only thing I remember about it was that he was the bad guy and that he had sunglasses that made him the best at martial arts. It was so stupid but it was amazing and I really appreciated how he really put his all into…

Well I guess I have to concede that point since America has constitutionally protected speech but not constitutionally protected education.

That’s just postmodern sports journalism for you. Have a long form feature on a 147 break in Snooker between an NBA and an NHL highlight. Everything is equally valid bro.

It’s my understanding military service is compulsive in Israel which kinda changes it a little bit but not much.

You’re upset about a musician doing a song at a regular season baseball game eight years ago?