You were using a dating site to find a D&D group and you happened to find a romantic partner? What an amazing coincidence!

But my real name actually is Tony Thunder.

Well, it’s not funny and I kinda wanna die now, but thanks for sharing that.

I went camping for a week and I finally finished Don Quixote.

I don’t need the news to tell me about gun violence as that’s something I’ve had the unwitting distinction of witnessing first-hand and it does inform how infrequently I leave my apartment. So just like how my direct experience with players on League of Legends and the continuing coverage of that community keeps me…

I’ve noticed that articles about Overwatch as a game really make me want to play it, and articles about Overwatch players make me want to avoid it.

Oooh, what are these chocolate things Ann Pelty made? Man, they’re better than my cookies. That bitch … that bitch is gonna burn.

I really only started this articled because of the picture and then I gave up completely. Can we just talk about attractive people instead?

I forget which team it was but yeah; that one really got the heartstrings for a whole morning.

There are always one or two of these a year and I love reading about it every time. It’s always the most pleasant parts of sports where some lucky person gets to live the dream for one night, or one period in this case but even still, and everyone is really cool and not a dick to them and they’ll have ‘that story’…

Those brownies are happening on Sunday; most likely to wild hip gyrations fulled by Springsteen on vinyl.

Hey Lindsey, my stylist turned me on to this dry shampoo. Not only does it work great but it also only takes like 30 seconds and an $8 can lasts me like two months.

I’m going to get sick so much this winter.

7. Guy capable of making responsible facial hair decisions.

Love the content, but as a suggestion, maybe you could roll all of these into a weekly TD celebration round-up. That one from The Saints yesterday was pretty great as it was an awesome touchdown and the dude climbed into the stands.

I’m holding myself that I can’t buy a PS4 Pro for myself until I finally complete Persona 3 FES that I have on my PS3. I’ve started it so many times but there are so many interlocking game mechanics that it’s hard to remember where you are at and what your plan was if you put it down for too long, so then you have to…

With Uruguay on the top of my list of “Countries I’m most likely to defect to when The Shit Goes Down” I’m really hoping they put on a good show even though I rightfully have no horse in this race.

I’m waiting to find one of the Cool types that I really vibe with. Tex, the varsity jacket wearing penguin is my favorite so far.

I think associating a guy that tried to start a race war in the 60's and then carved a swastika into is forehead, to present day swastika forehead bearers trying to start a race war is a very mild take. 

Jesus was a real historical person that was a rabbi that became the leading political revolutionary of his time. All of the crosses people run around with are the logical extension of the Che Guevara t-shirt.