When the students finally made it to a baseball diamond, they allegedly left the freshman half-naked in the dirt and without his phone.

Listen, it takes a lot to draw attention away from that face. Besides, he just bought a $600,000 tank, so he is saving money by not buying ties and getting $5 haircuts.

My upstairs neighbor has a very loud dog that wakes me up at 4AM, but if the creepy neighborhood kid started throwing large rocks at it, I would not be “kinda meh” about it, no.

I entered in three different names and six-digit numbers that I made up on the spot in to the TrustedID site and it told me that all of them were compromised and that I should enroll. I’m not sure that it’s a valid resource.

As 3rd/4th generation American of mostly Italian decent, that now grants me membership to White People™. I am only vaguely aware of the mechanisms in which this happened in recent history, but I have seen in my own lower-middle class family what happened to their minds when the country club crowd started giving them…

Too many aspects of reality have changed in that period of time that it would require the audience not just to think of “back when” but what things were like at an oddly specific point in the cellphone and Internet proliferation timeline for things to make sense.

Thanks for this Drew. As a displaced yinzer, I’ve been considering moving back, and this work of art you pieced together really reminded me why I left in the first place.

How is the policy at any hospital anywhere anything less than all cops have to go through administration before doing whatever it is they are there to do? This jagoff decided to go through a nurse because he thought he could roll over the lowest person in the order. He didn’t try to go through a doctor, he didn’t try…

Thank you. My roommate is moving out next week and taking her cats that she doesn’t adequately clean up after with her, so I will finally be able to banish all the cat hair from the apartment.

I think our standards just got better. I think he raised the bar, which is good, but if you are going to hold society to higher standards, you have to raise with it. I mean there’s cheating, and there is continually cheating for 16 years. At what point do you hold yourself accountable for being complacent with your…

There is a whole class of person that is going to see the phrase “Black National Anthem” and these associated pictures and all they are going to hear is:

They’re both agents of mediocrity and I can’t stand to listen to either of them talk for longer than 10 seconds.

Once upon a time my drunk uncle yelled to, “Turn this n***** shit off” in reference to the mailman on Hey Arnold being black. It was Christmas Eve and none of the adults did or said anything about it. I don’t associate with my family anymore. It’s a lesson I learned at the time from the show that Against Me! put into…

I created a burner just to star this.