There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

Remember, he’s not an athlete who made a mistake: he’s a criminal who can swim.

I love every woman this article is written about. GET READY TO GET REKT TRUMP.

Twitterate all the way.

SAM BEE WITH THE KNOCKOUT.