I’d be thanking every holy figure in the book if I was in his situation!

In this context is “sweet baby Jesus” being used ironically or was that part of Talladega Nights just that spot on?

Keep up the good work.

What is autopilot for?

I’m not usually a Fox fan, but that is a damn nice looking car.

Would be fun though, personally I’m hoping for a rally racer with British roads like this

Yeah. Why am I not stuck behind a cyclist?

Don’t forget about the inevitable caravan conga line!

I keep waiting for the *crunch* that usually follows the sound of skidding tires, and there isn’t one.

“These mustangs weren’t known for their reliability anyway” 

A cursory search on cars.com found 44 V8 1983-93 Mustangs for less than $10,000, many of which have less than 100,000 miles. And I can provide my own shotgun, thanks.

What an amazing and emotional story...someone must have put onions in my computer or something.

Freaking awesome. Not much else to say.

Of the many MVC patients I have seen come into the E.R. when I have been working down there only one or two were ejection victims, they sadly had expired on the way in though. Most ejected drivers and passengers in the collisions did not need to go to the hospital though, they got a slightly different van ride. Wear…

to transport illegally made alcohol,

In their defense, they were running booze during Prohibition.

that started with souped-up cars made for evading the police

Bull. Shit. I’ve been to plenty of races. Do people stand? Sure. Are there a shitload of other people wandering by the snack stands and merchandise trailers oblivious to the fact that the anthem is playing? Hell yeah there are. To act as if a NASCAR event is any more patriotic than football, baseball, etc. is a farce.

I’m all for Darwinism

Tesla drivers can also accessorise with one of these!