ludwigvonfart
LudwigVonFart
ludwigvonfart

I just miss his/her avatar, who may or may not have been Overly-Attached Girlfriend.

This is like the Lightning Round of commenting.

This is like the Lightning Round of commenting.

DO MORE BEE MOVIE STUFF!

Netflix does.

I bet the dudes at MTV in 2002 were all like "What the hell does 'Fuck Kinja' mean?"

Vaya con Disqus.

John Dies at the End.

He's like Doctor Manhattan minus the giant blue dong.

His only real usefulness is competing for the Ron Weasley Award for Awkward Maturation of Child Actors Over the Course of a Series trophy.

In other words "on every album Jeff Lynne has ever produced."

But Machete Foot was the best character! Remember when he went to the store to try on shoes?!

"Hologram Farts" is the name of my Jem fanfic site.

Oh man. That one was hilarious!

The AV Club's copy editors are already over at Kinja, getting the place spiffed up and ready for the *real* talent to show up.

So sad. Now Gloria will never find a place to meet with other intellectuals and speak another language.

Fire the Key Grip.

YOU'RE THE INCEST!

They all agree to form a Constitutional Democracy.